Reporter:How did you meet David?
Derek:I was in prison for hacking.
Derek:David was part of a "scared straight" program.
“That’s a big lava lamp, congratulations.”
, admiring a desk decoration at Google Chicago
Hunger Games is taking over my life
Me:You know what we are going to do when we see The Hunger Games?
My Friend (aka Rizzles):What?
Me:When the lionsgate's logo comes up we are going to be all "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! THIS!"